When it came to my expectations regarding the on-screen chemistry between real-life lovers, Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie, this film shoulda literally "snapped, crackled, and popped" with a scorching carnal vitality like nothing I've ever seen before.

But, alas, when Pitt & Jolie appeared together in any scene their on-screen chemistry was nothing more than a limp-wristed whimper. Not a single spark ever got ignited between these two.

It was so easy to see why so much gunfire, murder and explosions took place all around Pitt and Jolie - This was clearly meant to compensate for the total lack of genuine vitality and sexual energy that was seriously in absence between these 2 over-rated, frigid, no-charisma superstars.

Needless to say, this movie was a major disappointment on all counts.

ManMachine's rating:
To Top