Quotation

Jonathan: "Alright, where the f*ck is my shoehorn? This place is a mess! There's not any food in the house; half the time you look like you fell out of bed! You spend more time in bed than any other human being past the age of 6 months than I ever heard of!" Bobbie: "The reason I sleep all day is because I can't stand my life!" Jonathan: WHAT LIFE?!?" Bobbie: "SLEEPING ALL DAY!!" Jonathan: "After that sorta thing I fall in love with ya all over again..." Bobbie (crying): "Marry me, Jonathan, please marry me..." Jonathan: "You're trying to kill me!" Bobbie: "Marriage isn't death." Jonathan: "Why now?" Bobbie: "Because two years ago, I slept... eight hours... A year ago it was twelve -- it's up to fifteen now; pretty soon it's gonna be twenty four!" Jonathan: "Whattya tryin' to do, scare me?" Bobbie: "I need a life!" Jonathan: "GET A JOB!" Bobbie: "I don't WANT a job, I want you..." Jonathan: "I'm taken, BY ME!!!"